Mission 43- Stroke a White Lion and Explore the Wonder Caves

Mission 43- Stroke a White Lion and Explore the Wonder Caves

"Whilst I’m frolicking with the lions, I’ll make my way to the Wonder Caves situated in the ‘Rhino and Lion Nature Reserve’ which forms part of the Cradle of Humankind and explore the underground natural monument."

I have unfolded a potential conspiracy theory and I just might be on to something here. ~Beep Beep... incoming message... I think shopping mall floors are to actually keep woman away from their impulsive nature of spending! Now I know you’re sitting there sipping on that warm cuppa hot stuff wondering why I would even make such a bold statement. The reason... myself creating a grand entrance stunt walking into a mall as my ever so dainty high heel wedged itself into the crack of a cobble stone! The evidence... people laughing in stitches! I had to tippy toe through the rest of the mall to avoid any further damage to my buttocks.

Now one has to wonder... many woman wear heels, it’s our staple fashion preference! Why place cobble stones or even shiny slippery tiles on our ‘gathering’ pathway that could potentially hinder us in getting to our spending destination resulting in the shop losing out on potential customers ~breathe~ therefore the actual mall not getting more money and all leading to an unsatisfied woman which could potentially result in an unhappy man? I know this is just too much... or just too many words! Hehe! I think in general, most men own the flooring companies and they on purpose install unpractical high heel flooring to hinder their wives in getting to their favourite stores. I know it’s all connected, like a connected chain thingy. As intellectual woman of this worldly orb we should stand above this challenge and invent non-slippery stickers to attach to our heels. Genius! The floors will not stop us!

Speaking of challenges, I think it’s time for another Little MMI adventure, I can just see the excitement gleaming over your face.

Mission 43- Stroke a White Lion and Explore the Wonder Caves

The Lion is a majestic creature and having the opportunity to spend time with one is going to be an experience that can only be cherished. There are approximately only 300 white lions left in the world and I Little Miss Mission Impossible is going to get close and personal with one of them. I shall join its pride and become one with the roaring creature. I will be... baam baam baam... Pam the Lion Whisperer! Of course I will do this with the help of skilled game rangers and let’s just say I’ll make sure it has lunch before I arrive.

Whilst I’m frolicking with the lions, I’ll make my way to the Wonder Caves situated in the ‘Rhino and Lion Nature Reserve’ which forms part of the Cradle of Humankind and explore the underground natural monument.

How exactly do I avoid bats? ~flutter flutter~

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