Mission 39 - Join the South African Soccer World Cup Buzz

Mission 39 - Join the South African Soccer World Cup Buzz

"The real issue is that I don’t know much about the game but considering my country is going to be taking part in such an awesome World Cup event and best of all hosting the experience, I am going to do everything in my womanly being to know more about soccer and become a ‘fan’."

I’m convinced I have ‘sharp corner’ magnets lodged in my toes! It doesn’t matter where I walk, it’s like some ‘I hate toes’ person sneakily lifts up objects and places them in the path of my foot digits to purposely hurt them! I know... it makes you wonder what type of person would harm such an innocent, little foot add-on.

Toe knocking has been around for centuries and it’s been the contributing cause for staggering words being invented and uttered in a rather unpleasant fashion. There should be a ‘Toe Protector Cushion’ invented for targeted toes! ~Brain Spark~

Tired of hitting your toes on every corner imaginable? Do you feel like you just can’t walk around without horrific verbal expressions forming your daily routine? Well hop no more with the ‘Toe Protector Cushion’! It’s been made with secret formula protection fibres to guard those toes from being harmed. Just stick it on to any size corner and ‘walla’ no more harmful toe spaces. But that’s not all! When you purchase a ‘Toe Protector Cushion’ now, you’ll receive a minty flavoured foot powder absolutely free!!! Genius... this could be the ‘next big thing’!

Why do I feel like I might be leaning towards sleep deprivation? ~giggle~

So it’s time for another Little Miss Mission Impossible challenge and I can see you all want to wee with excitement because I’m going to involve some of you magnificent South African Pacers!

Little MMI- Mission 39- Join the South African Soccer World Cup Buzz

I’m useless at soccer general knowledge! My definition of soccer is ‘a game whereby a ball is kicked towards a net’. That’s it! I probably recognize two teams... I don’t even really know why one gets excited watching a soccer game. Kicking a ball back and forth without any real conflict, tackling or scrumming... what’s the point? I can almost hear a ‘Swan Lake’ musical playing when watching a few men playing ‘footsy’ with a ball.

The real issue is that I don’t know much about the game but considering my country is going to be taking part in such an awesome World Cup event and best of all hosting the experience, I am going to do everything in my womanly being to know more about soccer and become a ‘fan’.

I Little Miss Mission Impossible is going to become a Soccer Woman Devotee! I shall support my country; I shall purchase and learn the talented skill of blowing a Vuvuzela. I shall dress my automatic vehicle in my country’s flag and I shall finally explore and gain knowledge of what soccer is all about.

I’m proudly South African and I’m going to become a Proudly Soccer Fan! During this mission I’m challenging all my fellow South African Pacers.

Your mission, should you choose to accept:

Take as many photos of anything that in your view represents South Africa’s Enthusiasm and Support for Hosting the Soccer World Cup. I want to create a World Cup Buzz Folder that is filled with the passion our country has for this event. Even if its pictures of flags... you dressed up in your fan outfit or shops decorated! Please email me your pictures with a short description and your name to

Littlemissmissionimpossible@gmail.com

or upload them onto my facebook page: My Facebook Page

This mission will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... (~Vuvuzela Blows~)

Pace Yourselves


Little MMI...a.k.a. Soccer Buzzer!


PS: Is there a ‘Learn About Soccer for Dummies’ book?