Mission 38 – Host a Girl’s Only High Tea

Mission 38 – Host a Girl’s Only High Tea

"I shall lift the tea cup with my pinkie proudly into the air and I shall gain a posh voice attempting to speak in the proper 'English' dialect."

I woke up to what seemed like a perfect day... sun beaming it’s solar rays, coffee brewing, bacon and egg aromas filtering my dwelling and I thought this would be a great moment to get in touch with my socialable and responsive contacts on ‘Facebook’. There’s nothing like a flawless start to a day and then you’re staring at an image that you’ve been tagged in with your hair looking like it’s been through ‘Hurricane Gertrude’ and your make-up- ideal for a ‘Halloween’ party.

Here is some worldly advice to you, my Pacers of this concrete universe... DO NOT and I mean DON’T underestimate the power of social networking platforms. They are like mini reality shows, revealing the wanted and unwanted secrets about you. If you brush your teeth with a pink toothbrush, THEY will know about it. If you stepped into doggy doo doo, THEY will know about it. If you say fell on your buttocks when changing a light bulb (not like these things have happened to me ~blush~) THEY will know about it. Tags are our enemies!!! Sneaky individuals thrive on taking pictures with you especially when you look your worst so that they can look like photographic queens and then they tag you! We live in a tagging society.

There are some ways to anticipate if someone is a SILGYLBT or other words known as a ‘Sneaky, I Look Good, You Look Bad, Tagger’. Here is my secret agent tip to help you avoid these embarrassing online situations. If your friend decides to go to the bathroom to ‘powder’ their snouts and then shortly after returning they decide, ‘Oh we should have a picture of us TOGETHER’... be afraid! Chances are that exact picture will be aired to the world... it will be on ‘Twitter’, ‘MySpace’ and even ‘Facebook’. If they look all photogenic in the picture then they will completely ignore how you look especially if you say ‘had a few drinks’. I think we should start a petition against tags... I think it may be a conspiracy unfolding... I call it ‘The Tagged People’ or the ‘People of the Tags’... baam baam baam.

So it’s time for a new mission... I can just see all the excitement on all your faces!!!

Little MMI- Mission 38 – Host a Girl’s Only High Tea

I know you’re flabbergasted that I, Little Miss Mission Impossible would ever consider getting in touch with my feminine side but even ‘extremo’s’ like myself have to go back to the basics. ~giggle~.

Tea Parties have been around for centuries! Queens have done it... Alice in Wonderland has done it and now it’s time that I... a.k.a. Little MMI do it. (~Brain Spark~ Womanly Genius Idea for ‘Nikes’ new campaign). I shall lift the tea cup with my pinkie proudly into the air and I shall gain a posh voice attempting to speak in the proper ‘English’ dialect. There will be gossip... there will be ‘fake little laughs’ and there will be me wearing a skirt! I shall invite a few girls to attend my tea party and they shall be spoilt with cupcakes, truffles, sugar and spice and all things nice! I shall become... baam baam baam... LMMI in Wonderland!

Pace Yourselves!


Little Miss Mission Impossible


PS: How does one actually speak in proper English?