Mission 1 - Long term Goal- Gain Cleavage without an Operation

Mission 1 - Long term Goal- Gain Cleavage without an Operation

"It was like some little person just sneaked in at night and stole my cleavage away!"

~Baam baam, baam baam baam baam… diddle dee… diddle dee… diddle dee… dam dam~ (‘James Bond’ Theme) Little MMI enters the room all dressed in her suit, her expression serious and her drink… wait for it… even more serious. “The name is MMI… Little MMI”. She does this little dance step that seems to be her little X-Factor and she proceeds to walk “Zoolander” style towards her close confident, her PC or otherwise known as her Technical Processor Unit! Salutations Oh great people of the universe! I have come to give word on my first mission!!! Mission not so impossible… umm… I hope. (‘Applause” Sign Board)

Little MMI- Mission 1- Long term Goal- Gain Cleavage without an Operation

Right so this may seem very peculiar to my audience out there but it’s true, I confess, I do want cleavage! I used to be this full C and that’s all I wanted and then I lost it all! That’s correct; it was like some little person just sneaked in at night and stole my cleavage away. ~Sigh~. So I’ve been a small B for a while, but no longer will that remain the same. I know one could have an operation and ‘walla’… you have it but that is something you have to repeat every five years (I think) and it must be quite painful. So I have started trying these natural tablets that you have to take for 3 months, three times a day. Apparently they are chemical free and help build tissue. I’m not asking to be the next “Pamela Anderson” but I just want something to fill out my tops. Some of the tops or dresses I put on have these space gaps for people who are meant to have cleavage.

So I, Me, Myself is trying to go back to a full C. I’m not sure if it will work and it just might be another one of these women’s product ploys that says “If you buy this now, you won’t have to live without cleavage ever again” and you see this model on the package who looks so good with her cleavage and you’re like “Oh I need to look like that” when in fact she had an operation some months ago. Hehe.

So yes I have been sucked into this marketing propaganda, I admit it but even though I want cleavage, just a little, it’s going to be so much fun just seeing if it will work!!!

Tune in next time to view my next mission and to see how my experiment with the breast enhancement tablets is working.

Pace Yourself!


Little MMI