Little MMI's Glossary! | Little MMI Live

I’m not an author... I’m the individual who gets corrected with every sentence and resorts to ‘Spelling and Grammar’ checks. To paint a clearer picture, there should be a dictionary that represents all my ‘made up’ words that I’m convinced are existent. I can just see the headlines, “Little MMI’s What Not To Word’ dictionary... genius! This is the closest I’ll get to that dictionary so here’s my very own glossary to assist you with some meaning to some of my words!

A CHOP-

A Crazy Hair Obvious Person, someone who goes the extra mile when it comes to hair, if there is something new to be tried out with hair, they will try it with theirs. Someone who's hamster wheel is turning but there’s no hamster, someone who lets say is hair artistic.

Air Driver-

Pilot!

‘Bogey’ in Golf-

The word they use for "Boo" or "Not good enough". Golf can be quite a self-esteem breaker if you're not careful. Hehe

Box-

A geometric shaped thing that is closed on 6 sides that can be utilized for storage. If placed in a corner for an extended time period, can become full of cob webs.

Braai-

Refers to a South African way of a BBQ. The reason for the word braai is because South Africans cook with very large pieces of meat and when that meat hits the hot coals you hear the words, “Aai, aai aai”.

Buggling-

Annoying or irritating!

Cozzie-

Swimming Costume

CPBSMT-

Coffee Preventing Burn Scolding Marker Thingy

Da da da... Doof doof doof-

LMMI's impression of a helicopter sound.

Dis-likement-

Opposite to liking somebody or something.

Doo doo-

Poop!

Dresses-

Actually tops!

Drillionaire-

An individual who has a rather large wallet!

Drumstick Bob-

LMMI’s Alarm Clock Rooster.

Electronic Map Gadget-

GPS!

Experience Journalist-

An individual that journalises or writes about experiences.

Flicker Footer-

An art of flicking the feet that makes shoes go flying in all directions.

Fish Magnets-

Professional fisherman, people who attract fish, the undersea wildlife attractors!

Flutter Tweet Tweet-

Refers to a feathered bird creature that can fly.

Flyerish-

Refers to communication that relates to flying vehicles that one could find hard to understand.

FOOD-

The ‘Foot Out Of Duvet’ position, my strange but very effective sleep position. This may seem like a strange phenomenon but I assure you that I have a perfectly reasonable explanation. I feel so restricted when under a heavy duvet and it sometimes gets too warm under there (no I don’t eat a lot of baked beans) so I invented a natural body cooling system without utilizing electricity and perhaps in turn saving the planet. Hey this sounds like a television commercial…

"Get the bag out of the cup with a spoon" Trick-

Refers to the action one uses to get a tea bag out of a mug. It can be quite a complicated task.

Grocimadalfegsjgodjg-

A faraway planet!

H2O-

2X Hydrogen and an Oxygen ball stuck together.

Habit-

Being magnetised towards comfort zones too scared to take a step out into the unknown world. We get up; go to work, get home, make dinner and sleep. (~deserved applause~) We were once humans but now we’re boxes. Dirty, filthy, cob-webbed, stuck in a corner boxes.

Handy Wizzer Location Spotter-

Bushman use the technique when trying to find water... It normally involves a stick.

Hong Kong-nese-

The language that one sorta speaks in Hong Kong. LOL

Hope-

A fantastic name to give to a plant if you’re not a naturally born nature/ plant ‘keeper alive’ person.

In-house Ablution Facilities-

The Bathroom

International Departures-

The in-between world! I get all excited when in international departures because it means I got a stamp in my passport and I’m travelling.

IRMOM-

Refers to an Infomercial Read-Mind-O-Meter.

“It”-

A significant something!

‘Joystick’-

The gear thing that one utilizes whilst flying a helicopter.

Kitchen Designer Frock-

Apron

Kitty McFly-

My Senegal parrot that has an identity crisis.

Lip Liner-

A girl’s way to having thicker and fuller lips.

Little Miss Mission Impossible-

The nickname that was given to me. I suppose I’m little and I’m always on a mission that I always think is impossible but I prove myself wrong.

Little MMI-

Short for Little Miss Mission Impossible!

LMMI-

Even more shorter but still Little Miss Mission Impossible!

Massivist-

Huge, larger than massive!

Micro- Movements-

Refers to itsy, teeny, little movements.

Missions-

Refers to activities, long and short terms goals that I would like to achieve.

Narrow Wooden Thingy-

Bat!

Naturous-

Meaning nature in content.

No-gap Curtains-

"It’s the newest sunlight extractor". Curtains that don’t have any gaps in them for sunlight to sneak its rays through.

Non-professional Bird Whisperer-

An individual who cannot communicate with birds. Birds tend to bite them.

Number 2-

A polite verbal way of pronouncing human ‘doo doo’.

Online electronic encyclopaedia-

Internet!

Pace-

“rate of movement, progress, development”

Pace-liaters-

Individuals who Pace themselves. I thought the ‘liaters’ part would make the word seem more important.

Pace Yourself-

It’s about taking the time out of your demanding lives to follow your dreams and do the things you’ve always wanted to do in life.

Pacer-fiars-

A human that likes to pace itself and is on fire to do so. Actually I have no clue how I came up with that word, perhaps I had pacifier on my brain.

Pacers-

Individuals who Pace Themselves!

Paintitanic-

Refers to a gigantic, massive, rather large painting.

Pass Liquid-

‘Wee wee’!

Peepy-

Refers to an object that is rather small.

Pixel Ink-

Little, tiny colourful dots that collaborate and become digital letters that can be viewed on a technical processor unit.

Porcelain Bathroom Throne-

Toilet otherwise known as the loo!

Potion of Fruit-

A cocktail!

“Powder Our Noses”-

A woman’s polite phrase when wanting to go to the bathroom and touch up on her ache that she was covering up with make-up and needs retouching.

‘Reading a Chapter’-

Sitting on the loo doing a Number 2!

Rectangle Cleaning Device-

Shower!

Robots-

South African term for traffic lights!

Rugga Puncha Bag-

Is a Rugby Supporter that gets verbally, physically attacked or humiliated because of the team they support.

Salty Liquid H2O-

Sea Mass!

Scrum-

A bunch of men crouching low resembling sitting on the potty!

sfhsdhfiushfklasnfdkajkdhaskdhkasdn narf narf-

Translated to... Finding data... Finding data... Finding data...

Shmancy-

Another word for fancy. It’s normally placed after fancy to justify something being even more fancy.

SMWAK-

Spontaneous Missions without Anyone Knowing.

Sparrow’s Fart-

Refers to the early hour of the morning. Sparrow’s normally fart at this time as to awaken the other birds.

Sunday Driver-

An individual who on any day of the week will drive their vehicle about 20km’s UNDER the speed limit.

‘Sway the Rod’ Technique-

Refers to a fishing technique where one kinda has to lean back and draw the rod in and then quickly reel and so on. Fascinating!

Tea Bag Squeezer-

A kitchen utensil used to take tea bags out of mugs without tea liquid spilling on clothes.

Technological Static Visual Capturer-

Camera!

Technical Processor Unit-

Refers to a Computer or PC that processors information. It can get quite technical at times and usually comes in a single unit.

Technology Insects-

Helicopters look like locusts, like big technology insects with round swinging ores on their backs.

‘The Look’-

Whatever is trendy or in fashion. If you follow magazines and do what they insist then you are in style. I don’t fall under this category... I’m more along the lines with the newspapers and pamphlets.